1 00:00:01,010 --> 00:00:03,070 (woman vocalising) 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,170 ?? 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,720 Hello. 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,440 Hello. 6 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,540 Bonjour! 7 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:26,350 Okay, what is the prettiest thing you've ever seen? 8 00:00:27,030 --> 00:00:28,930 My prom dress. 9 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,810 If you could carve your face into a mountain, 10 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:31,890 would you do it? 11 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,130 Of course. Mount Everest. 12 00:00:33,230 --> 00:00:35,130 Okay. 13 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:37,410 Do you think it would help you stop thinking about Drea 14 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,130 and help me stop thinking about my parents 15 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:40,930 if we did lots of lunges today? 16 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,030 I can't. Drea's coming over. 17 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:45,940 Oh. 18 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,320 Um, so, so I need you to leave now. 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:49,940 Okay. 20 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,680 (cow mooing ringtone) 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,140 Hey, Barb. 22 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,780 I learned something concerning 23 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,180 about tomatoes. 24 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,710 Oh, no, what now? What's happening with tomatoes? 25 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:08,110 This podcast I listened to 26 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:11,570 said that they make your vagina taste bad. 27 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,390 Barb, that's ridiculous. 28 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,630 How would they even research that? 29 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:16,230 They did research it! 30 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,470 Oh, those poor mice. 31 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:21,130 It makes sense. Something to do with the acid. 32 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:23,630 Barb, it's not true. 33 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:24,950 And even if it was, 34 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,680 I promise you, any boy close enough 35 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:27,960 to tell you would be just so grateful. 36 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,000 Just so, so grateful. 37 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,960 They won't be casting a critical eye. 38 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:31,960 I gotta go. 39 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,440 Barb: No one's gonna tell me to my face. 40 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,840 They'll just disappear, but I'll know why. 41 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,940 Hmm. Bye, Barb. 42 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:41,820 ?? 43 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,010 Hi. 44 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,970 I'm not annoyed by his milk jugs, actually. 45 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,690 I'm just, I'm just not. 46 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,970 Usually, I would think, "Very, very silly," 47 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,050 but I don't, I think they're charming. 48 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,970 Is this what unconditional love is? 49 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:59,090 Don't you think maybe love should be conditional? 50 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:02,030 Yes! Yes. And yet... 51 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,980 Okay. Um... 52 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,200 Listen. So, I've... I've decided to, um... 53 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,440 to put myself out there. 54 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,020 Go on. 55 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,900 I find myself having done something. 56 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,180 Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,760 Sort of made a video for YouTube. 58 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,430 Ah. 59 00:02:25,530 --> 00:02:26,910 And that's, um... 60 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,950 That's embarrassing for your generation too? 61 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,270 It is. 62 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:33,050 I haven't decided if I'm going to post it. 63 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:35,470 I need feedback. 64 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,790 I don't think anyone's ever asked me for feedback. 65 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:40,070 Big day. 66 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:42,230 Genevieve (over monitor): ...and lastly, I'd like to thank 67 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,270 my sponsor Stuart the Blacksmith. 68 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:47,240 And remember to use the code "Horseshoe Stu" 69 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:50,100 when haggling for a great price on iron belt buckles. 70 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,000 A la prochaine! 71 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,100 I'm finished! 72 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,180 -So? -So? 73 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,640 What did I think about your video essay 74 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,290 on Joan of Arc's overlooked mum? 75 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:07,450 Yeah. 76 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,730 -Gorgeous. -Really? 77 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:12,430 Effortlessly informative with perfectly pitched whimsy. 78 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,650 I'm not sure what to do now. 79 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,650 Well, I think you'll show other people. 80 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,750 No, no, absolutely not. 81 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,490 You know... 82 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,010 all Joan of Arc wanted, 83 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,090 was she wanted to be out there, 84 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:25,500 spinning that wool, man. 85 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,060 She wanted to be out there with her mum, 86 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,940 spinning the wool. But she couldn't do it. 87 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Why couldn't she do it? 88 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,100 'Cause she had a higher calling. 89 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,540 She was burned at the stake. 90 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,340 ...and lastly, I'd like to thank 91 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,580 my sponsor Stuart the Blacksmith. 92 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,740 And remember to use the code "Horseshoe Stu" 93 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,670 when haggling for a great price on iron belt buckles. 94 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,770 A la prochaine! 95 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,750 (laughs) Wow! 96 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:51,710 That was... so amazing, Genevieve! 97 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:53,470 That was so good, Genevieve. 98 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:56,030 Alex: Just like so funny and clever. 99 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,750 Just like... Ahh! 100 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,030 So delightful. 101 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,630 Drea: I agree. 102 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,530 Yes. I thought it was very good. 103 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,560 It's good to try new things. 104 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:06,600 I've been trying new things. 105 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,680 I found creative projects 106 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,240 are really helpful when I was in a dark place. 107 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,340 You should be really proud, Genevieve. 108 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,100 Hmm. 109 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,400 Oh... 110 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,680 Nicholas: Do you guys wanna see my video? 111 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:20,720 I didn't make it. 112 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,820 It's the movie Moulin Rouge. 113 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:28,430 ?? 114 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:35,150 (Drea chuckles) 115 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,110 Is this green or red? 116 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:42,810 -Green. -Okay. 117 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,820 Matilda: Isn't using chakra stones 118 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,920 when you're colorblind a little dangerous? 119 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,900 I don't know. 120 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I'm still figuring it out. 121 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,840 I trust you. 122 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,140 Do you like that too? 123 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,670 The way he smells his glass of water every time? 124 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:07,710 Yeah. 125 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:09,070 Yeah, I like it. 126 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,110 He smells everything. 127 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,210 He's my little truffle pig. 128 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:16,070 Okay. I've... I have something new to tell you. 129 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,950 Okay. 130 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:20,050 I deleted the video. 131 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,230 Well, that's a shame. 132 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:23,590 Quite thoroughly. 133 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,560 I deleted the movie, then emptied the trash 134 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,040 and deleted it from the camera 135 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,080 and threw away the backdrop 136 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,040 and now I don't have it anymore. 137 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,160 Nicholas: But... 138 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,760 Okay. No. Cool. How about this? 139 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,080 How about we race Allison and Rosemary? 140 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:38,400 Do you wanna do that? 141 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,520 Yeah. 142 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,620 Nicholas: Oh, no, no, no. In here. 143 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,170 (cow mooing ringtone) 144 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:48,570 Hello. 145 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:49,930 Barb (over phone): Mom got hurt feelings 146 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,450 that I wouldn't eat her tomato Bolognese, 147 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:54,290 and then I couldn't tell her why. 148 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:57,610 So I told her I was on an anti-inflammatory diet, 149 00:05:57,710 --> 00:06:01,070 and now she thinks I can't have dairy or carbs either. 150 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:02,690 I'm so hungry. 151 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,260 Barb, even if tomatoes 152 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,100 does make your vagina taste a certain way, 153 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,020 you're the only one not eating them. 154 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,500 Whatever tomatoes does to vaginas is the expectation. 155 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,340 It's been established. 156 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,100 Oh. That's a really interesting perspective. 157 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,200 I'll have to think about that. 158 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,160 (cow mooing ringtone) 159 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,190 Hello? 160 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:25,310 Barb (over phone): I asked my mom 161 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,110 if I could adopt a cat yesterday, 162 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:28,150 and she said no, 163 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:30,110 because when I was nine, 164 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,870 I forgot to feed my mouse 165 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:32,750 and it ate its babies. 166 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,090 But don't you think that's so unfair? 167 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,470 I mean, I was nine. 168 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,010 When is she gonna realize I'm mature now? 169 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:42,050 Bye. 170 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,840 Hi. 171 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:48,880 Isn't it weird that when adults teach you about being a teenager 172 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:50,480 there's so much about using condoms 173 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,120 and none about what to do when you wake up 174 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:54,120 wanting to be a vlogger? 175 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,160 "Taking up space," 176 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,200 like dairy, has never been something 177 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,560 that sits well with me. 178 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,120 My philosophy has always been, 179 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,720 "Leave no trace," but... 180 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,770 just because that's how I have been, 181 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:06,870 doesn't mean that's how I need to be, right? 182 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,610 So I put on my big-girl pants 183 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:10,810 and I made my video. 184 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:13,130 And I tried. I tried hard. 185 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:15,850 I set up lights, I wore a bonnet. 186 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:18,330 I was ready to take space, 187 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:21,450 just one tiny, microscopic, little piece of data 188 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:24,140 in the corner of just one Silicon Valley warehouse 189 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,240 and make it mine. 190 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,980 But first, I had to show my family, 191 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,700 hoping for their approval. 192 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,140 And they gave it. 193 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,600 And I couldn't trust it. 194 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,940 My brother's boyfriend said, 195 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,980 "It was delightful," 196 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,060 and I've never felt more betrayed. 197 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,140 He needs to stop lying to be nice, 198 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,830 that guy, it just... 199 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,350 It isn't safe. 200 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:47,990 And my brother believes all his lies. 201 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:50,970 which led him to buying an $80, like a, um... 202 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,510 like, uh... 203 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:56,470 I don't... I don't even know how to describe it, 204 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:59,150 like a bow that goes around a grown man's neck 205 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,230 that isn't a bow tie? 206 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:03,360 He looked so dumb in that bow, guys. 207 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:05,460 So, so dumb. 208 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,240 Turns out, 209 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,360 maybe, 210 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,240 that I'm incapable of believing feedback 211 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:14,340 unless it's negative. 212 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:17,540 So I convinced myself I must delete my video. 213 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,800 I don't know. I thought I'd feel nice. 214 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,210 Like when Marie Kondo makes you throw out your Rollerblades, 215 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:26,250 but it didn't. 216 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,350 I just felt like I was a little bitch. 217 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:33,570 Um, that brings us to now. 218 00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:35,690 And now I have this video. 219 00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:38,950 And I don't know, what can I say? 220 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,930 Can't actually imagine posting it, 221 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,660 though I suppose if you're seeing this, 222 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,380 then I must have. 223 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,220 Look at me learning my lesson. 224 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,540 I guess I was a swan all along. 225 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,020 And I've logged into YouTube, 226 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,500 and used my big, long swan neck 227 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,600 to press "upload" on my video. 228 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,580 In conclusion, I guess you could say 229 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,060 that I actually invented believing in yourself. 230 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,160 So, you're welcome. 231 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,610 Please, God, subscribe. 232 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:08,090 -Who wrote that down there? -Who wrote what down where? 233 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,430 Do you know them? They called you a "little bitch." 234 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,190 I don't, but it doesn't matter. Did you like the video? 235 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,190 They can't get away with that. 236 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:14,470 -They can. -Mm-mmm. 237 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:16,230 Nope. I'm gonna tell on them. 238 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,190 Nicholas, my video, it-it was quite good, 239 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:19,190 like, it-it was okay? 240 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:21,070 Oh, sweetie, actually, yeah, it was so good. 241 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,180 It was incredible. 242 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,440 (toothbrush buzzing) 243 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,880 Matilda: I liked your other video more. 244 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,360 I liked that I learned something. 245 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,460 I did too. 246 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:32,640 Okay. 247 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,300 (cow mooing ringtone) 248 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,280 Hi, Barb. 249 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,520 9Barb (over phone): Well, well, well. 250 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,620 If it isn't little Miss Cheeky. 251 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,110 Why little Miss Cheeky? 252 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:47,490 Barb (singsongy): You've been keeping secrets from me! 253 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:49,370 I just... I didn't wanna show anyone yet. 254 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,810 Barb: Well, I love it. 255 00:09:50,910 --> 00:09:52,530 Everyone's gonna like you so much, 256 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,210 and everyone knows you're my friend, 257 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:57,230 so we can rise together! 258 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,210 Okay. 259 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,450 (cow mooing ringtone) 260 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:02,440 Penny (over phone): I was so impressed. 261 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,280 I just thought you were so articulate 262 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,860 and you were so expressive 263 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,340 and-and what was it for? 264 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,780 Oh, um... Uh, what do you mean? 265 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,320 Penny: Was it for something? Was it for an audition? 266 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,420 Uh, no, no. Nope. Just on the Internet. 267 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,980 Penny: Oh, in that case, I just will say one thing. 268 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,080 It's important not to look too crazy. 269 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,020 Just hold it back a bit. 270 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,130 Hold it back. 271 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,470 Nicholas: This guy says your video is "relatable." 272 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,950 Well, that's nice. 273 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,310 Nicholas: Except he's a Nazi. 274 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,830 Not everyone on the Internet is a Nazi. 275 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:33,870 Nicholas: Hmm. 276 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:36,290 His profile says "Proud Nazi." 277 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,670 Hmm. 278 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:44,880 Well, well, well, well, well. 279 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:45,920 What, Barb? 280 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,280 Barb (over laptop): Oh, you don't know? 281 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,520 Know what? 282 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,240 Barb: Well, this is spicy. 283 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,900 Can you please just tell me or I'm going to cry right now. 284 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:57,340 You need to open your video. 285 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:10,510 Oscar... 286 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,690 "That face when your new online crush 287 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,330 sits behind you in Math." 288 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:17,010 Barb: Oh, my God. Your face! 289 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,110 Ohh! 290 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,920 Hi. 291 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,780 Just wanted to say that, you know, 292 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,040 I actually really did like that first video. 293 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,500 Oh, yeah, sorry. 294 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,060 I was just trying to prove some type of point. 295 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,260 Oh. It's cool. I get it. I get it. 296 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,260 I liked the first video, but, um, 297 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,870 you know, I don't wanna say that though, 298 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,710 if my approval is the kiss of death, 299 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,810 I hated it. 300 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,370 (crunching) 301 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,570 Hi. 302 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,960 Do you want some help with your reading? 303 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,000 -No. -No? 304 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,280 Mmm. 305 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,740 I just really don't like it when people read books, man. 306 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,880 You're all in someplace, on some journey, 307 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,440 and I'm just stuck here in no place on no journey. 308 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,540 Reading books is self-centered. 309 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:25,730 I don't think I need worry about 310 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:28,210 how much time Matilda and Drea are spending together. 311 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,310 Friendship is nice, you know. 312 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,870 Good on friendship. 313 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,290 Can't have a piggyback without a friend. 314 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,050 Babe, I just wanna finish this chapter. 315 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,330 What, you think I don't got chapters? 316 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,420 I've got chapters. 317 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,220 I've got all sorts of things. 318 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,100 I've got a prologue, 319 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,260 I've got a table of contents, 320 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,020 I've got an epilogue, 321 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,300 I've got a "dedicated to" page. 322 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,900 (yells) And you know who's on the "dedicated to" page? 323 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,500 You guys! 324 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,180 Get out, Nicholas. 325 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,300 We have to start again. 326 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,420 Matilda: We have to start again now? 327 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,530 Sorry. Very sorry. 328 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,210 -I'm a tale as old as time! -Not now. 329 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,030 Okay. Soon? 330 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,550 I just... I need some space. 331 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,350 From me? 332 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,450 Yeah. 333 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:21,960 So how are your feeling about your parents 334 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,420 and their, um, getting divorced? 335 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,480 (scoffs) 336 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:27,720 Did you just scoff at me? 337 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,820 No, it's just... 338 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,420 -(sighs) It's fine. -What's fine? 339 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,520 You don't have to pretend, okay? 340 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,320 I'm not pretending. 341 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,680 I don't even know how to pretend. 342 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:39,800 Even as a child. 343 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,370 "Let's play house," they'd say. 344 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,790 And, uh, "I don't know how!" I'd say back. 345 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,770 Babe, I just wanna have an afternoon to myself, okay? 346 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,410 Wait, what's happening? Why am I in trouble? 347 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,510 Nothing, you're not in trouble. 348 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,330 Nicholas: Okay, well, that's good. 349 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,430 Yeah, I'm just feeling sad. 350 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,110 Okay, I'd love to know why. 351 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,340 Because it took you two weeks 352 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,060 to ask about my parents' divorce. 353 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,340 Oh. So I am in trouble. 354 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,440 You just did a little a lie. 355 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,460 Every day I wake up thinking, like, 356 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,660 "Maybe he'll ask today." 357 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,020 And then every day, you didn't. 358 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,500 But then I did, I just did. Just now. 359 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,060 -After two weeks! -But then I did. 360 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,420 What would be the more correct thing to do 361 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,940 after not asking for two weeks, 362 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,420 but to ask. Which I just did. 363 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,310 Babe, you literally had to get rejected 364 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,350 by everyone in this house 365 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,670 before asking me how I'm doing. 366 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:24,990 I don't understand what the point of you 367 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,170 getting angry about this right now is. 368 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,550 We're... we're doing the thing 369 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,190 that you've been wanting to do for two weeks. 370 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:33,350 This is it. This is the moment! 371 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:34,350 Babe, I'm not angry. 372 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,070 I'm just expressing hurt feelings 373 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:38,030 and you're dismissing them. 374 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:41,280 Honestly, you do seem quite angry. 375 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,360 Well, now I am! 376 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,760 Oh, I don't know. What... What do you want? 377 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,840 What do you want? You want me to ask quicker? 378 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,360 Is that what you want? Fine, yes. 379 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,520 I'll ask quicker. 380 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,520 No. 381 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,760 It's fine. You're not going to change. 382 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:54,140 It's just like, who you are, at your core. 383 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,200 At my core? 384 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,640 (laughs) What do you mean? 385 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,740 What, 'cause I'm pear-shaped? 386 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,050 Forget it. 387 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,130 Well, I don't think I'm gonna do that. 388 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,530 I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 389 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:06,690 Alex, you can't tell someone 390 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,290 that they're broken at their core, 391 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,810 and then expect them to forget it. 392 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,450 I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 393 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:14,090 We especially can't forget it if you're gonna remember it 394 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,890 and then get mad at me about it another time. 395 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:18,290 Alex: Hi! I'm Nicholas, and I'm a perpetual victim! 396 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:19,730 Well, can't we all be victims? 397 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,740 Why are there still wet towels on the floor? 398 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,380 I've asked you to hang them up so many times. 399 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,380 You had nothing going on! 400 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,980 -It's disrespectful! -I agree. 401 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,080 -Ugh! -(slams door) 402 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,380 -Hey. -Hi. 403 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,180 Need somewhere to crash? 404 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,280 Yeah. 405 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,810 -(gunfire on monitor) -(man screams on monitor) 406 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,930 (gunfire and screaming stops) 407 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:57,210 So do you have anything you wanna say about before, yet? 408 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,500 I just have no idea what that was. 409 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,220 Okay. 410 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,780 Hmm. 411 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,400 Oh... Oh, well, how about this? 412 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,520 So, um... 413 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,520 There's a boy... 414 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,640 Hmm. 415 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,050 ...who commented on my video. 416 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,130 Okay, yes, yes. Good, good, good. I'm listening. 417 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,250 His name is Oscar and I go to school with him 418 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,890 and, um, what he commented is that he has a crush on me. 419 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,410 On the screen. Put him on the screen. 420 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,510 Oh, yeah. No, of course. Of course. 421 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,170 Thank you. 422 00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,450 Uh, so that's a picture of him 423 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,650 reading The New Yorker on a hike. 424 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,570 Mm-hmm. 425 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,420 Um, um, it says, "Solo hike vibes" 426 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,420 as the caption. 427 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,500 Which means he must have asked a stranger 428 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,620 to take a photo of him reading in the woods. 429 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,780 (laughing) 430 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,880 Um... 431 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,860 And that's when I decided to message him. 432 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,420 No. 433 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,420 Yes? 434 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,420 Here we go. 435 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,140 So what I decided to say was, 436 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,430 "That face when you probably can't get away 437 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:04,330 with copying math from the guy in front of you anymore." 438 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,890 Genevieve. That is... 439 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,530 That is... 440 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,430 I mean, that's a lot, isn't it? 441 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,530 -Yeah, I guess it is. -(laughing) 442 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:17,430 But, I guess... 443 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,150 Yeah, that's it. 444 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,440 That's where we're up to. 445 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,680 Was that good? Did that help you? 446 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,020 Yes, actually, thank you so much. 447 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,440 Thank you so, so much. 448 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,560 (mumbles) 449 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,840 (cell phone chimes) 450 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,940 -Oh, my God, that's him. -That's him? 451 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,580 Um... 452 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,450 I think I should go now. 453 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:42,550 Oh... Okay. 454 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,050 -Drea? -Yes? 455 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,550 I'm sorry I'm not sexually attracted to women. 456 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,910 It's not your fault. 457 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:54,450 I... 458 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,490 I actually don't think 459 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,590 I'm sexually attracted to anyone. 460 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,140 What do you mean? 461 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,240 Um... 462 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,860 I mean... 463 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,260 I enjoyed doing it 464 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,540 because it made me feel close to you, 465 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,780 but not as close as... (giggles) 466 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,220 when I would hug you 467 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,760 or I'd watch you practice playing piano. 468 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,860 That's funny. 469 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,730 I don't wanna have sex with you 470 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:23,290 and you don't wanna have sex with me. 471 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,350 (giggles) 472 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,450 Yeah. 473 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,730 Matilda... 474 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,570 Matilda, would you want to be my girlfriend 475 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:39,500 if you could have sex with people who weren't me? 476 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,920 You mean... 477 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,040 be with you romantically 478 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,600 but I have... 479 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,980 casual safe sex with a variety of men? 480 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,580 Yes? 481 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:58,120 (whispering): I can't think of anything better than that. 482 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,090 (giggles) 483 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,190 Me neither. 484 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,790 Are we girlfriends again? 485 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,850 I think so. 486 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,450 Well, what now? 487 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,790 Um... 488 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:15,590 I don't know yet. 489 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,850 He... He-he wants to call me. 490 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,500 On what? 491 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,660 On the telephone? 492 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,980 He says he "Censors himself too much when he messages." 493 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,980 What does that mean? 494 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,500 I don't know. Should I give him my number? 495 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,600 I don't know. I've never known. 496 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,380 Okay. 497 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,220 -Okay. -Okay. 498 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,780 -I think-- -(cow mooing ringtone) 499 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,510 Oh, no. No, no, no, it's him. 500 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,750 -Oh! -Well, no, no, no. 501 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,750 I can't just let you go back out there by yourself. 502 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,850 (giggles) 503 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,690 -Hey. -Oscar (over phone): Hello. 504 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,670 Barb (over phone): Are you there? Did you click "play"? 505 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,350 Genevieve: Yeah, yeah, I'm watching, I'm watching. 506 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,310 Barb: Turn it up. I wanna hear you hearing it. 507 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,750 Genevieve: Barb, I've heard Leonard sing before. 508 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,070 -We've all heard Leonard. -Barb: Shh! 509 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,180 ? ...hills of Agoura ? 510 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,460 ? She turned on her camera ? 511 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,880 ? And she said this is me ? 512 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,440 Barb: Are you dead? 513 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,440 The "me" is you. 514 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,120 It's about you! 515 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,520 Genevieve: No, it isn't. 516 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,520 Barb: Just wait... 517 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,620 muse! 518 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,530 ? But I'm scared of not being ? 519 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:24,630 ? Love-e-e-ed ? 520 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:31,110 ? She said I won't hide anymore ? 521 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,530 ? 'Cause I'm a swan ? 522 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:38,480 ? Knocking loud at your door ? 523 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,940 Genevieve: Oh! Um... 524 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,020 Oh, my God, it's about me. 525 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,120 I'm... I'm the swan. 526 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:51,640 ? I'll leave a tiny piece of data on your mind ? 527 00:20:52,305 --> 00:21:52,173 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7pf5h Help other users to choose the best subtitles 528 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:56,773 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0